Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Motorist Science

It's amusing how the human mind works.  Today I performed an observational scientific experiment on how stupid people are.  Here are my results.

When entering a one-lane construction zone, the following things occur when it is the slow lane that is the closed lane:


1. The human will irrevocably forget that despite the fact that currently there is only ONE lane to drive in, there are actually TWO available lanes to utilize once the construction zone ends.


2. The human will also be too stupid to notice that when the construction zone ends, there's a nice, shiny lane to their right for them to drive in (too fucking slowly, I might add).

When entering a one-lane construction zone, the following things occur when it is the fast lane that is the closed lane:

1. The human will remember that two lanes do exist, even though currently there is only one usable lane within the construction zone.

2. The human will be COMPELLED to immediately move over into that shiny open lane as soon as the construction zone ends, and drive so fucking slow in it that I'm then compelled to run them the fuck over.

1 comment:

Sue Boyson said...

Morons will be morons whichever side of the Atlantic you are!

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