Tuesday, March 01, 2011

I'll Kill Your Dicks!

As a continuation of my obvious fanboying of Bullestorm from yesterday, here are some more screenshots with commentary.  Enjoy!

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So, riding along this train while being chases by a giant wheel, gyrocopters, dune buggies, and another traincar.  Fun stuff.  In this shot, I'd just blown up the enemy train. 

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Yes, I'm controlling that thing.  Yes, he's huge.  And yes, it was fucking awesome.  I have my own personal Godzilla!

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The evil bandits are being massacred by even eviler cannibalistic bandits.  Oh noes!

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Eww.

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Yes.  She said, “I will kill your dicks!”.  That line is so stupid and so irreverent…but still, I laughed my ass off.  And him REPEATING IT…

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“What?  What does that even mean?  You're going to kill my dick?”  I…have no words.  Bahahahaha!

Ok, so, now I should explain the part of the game that made me squee like a little girl.  I walked into this area with a sniper, took him out, and naturally grabbed his sniper rifle.  I then took aim through the scope and shot at an enemy rather far away.  I expected that to be it.  Instead, my camera started following the bullet, and the game informed me that I needed to control the bullet with the mouse. 

GREATEST.  GIMMICK.  EVER. 

And that is all. 

Now playing: The Fray - Absolute

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