Friday, February 11, 2011

A Handy Guide to MMO Players

The "GENERIC NEW GAME is a WoWKiller" Gamer
This person hates that they play WoW, but they are so addicted to it that they desperately hope and pray something will end WoW so their soul will finally be released from its prison.

The "GENERIC NEW GAME Sucks Even Though I Haven't Played It" Gamer
This person hates any kind of change, and wants WoW to last forever because they will not be able to handle playing a new game.  Additionally, this person could also not be a person at all, but instead could be a sheep that is only capable of regurgitating snippets of text that their inferior brain can read and understand on other websites.

The "WoW Sucks and You're Bad For Playing It" Gamer
Closet WoW player.  Similar to a closet homosexual, only meaner and less fabulous.

The "Is GENERIC NEW GAME Any Good and/or Better than WoW" Gamer
This person wants to be where "the cool kids are".  If they really wanted to know if a game is any good, they would look up the information for themselves.  Instead, they ask in a forum to see what the majority of people say about it, so they know if it's "cool to play".  These people cannot think or make social decisions for themselves.

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