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Dr. Phil's Personality Test

I never really see what the big deal of these kinds of test are, but it seems that people are always interested in my score. So, I figured I'd post the whole thing. It should be noted that I couldn't answer #3 in a totally honest manner, because my answer wasn't there. If I'm sitting down while talking to someone (if I'm not explaining something, just having a conversation), I usually sit with one arm behind my head. If I'm standing, I have my thumbs hanging off my pants pockets, or I'm leaning on something.

PD's Score: 51

Take the test yourself and see what your score will be. You'll need to keep track of your answers, so a pad and pen will be handy.

1. When do you feel your best?

a) in the morning

b) During the afternoon & and early evening!

c) late at night

2. You usually walk...

a) fairly fast, with long steps

b) fairly fast, with little steps

c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face

d) less fast, head down

e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you..

a) stand with your arms folded

b) have your hands clasped

c) have one or both your hands on your hips

d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking

e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with..

a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side

b) your legs crossed

c) your legs stretched out or straight

d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...

a) big appreciated laugh

b) a laugh, but not a loud one

c) a quiet chuckle

d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...

a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you

b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know

c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted......

a) welcome the break

b) feel extremely irritated

c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?

a) Red or orange

b) black

c) yellow or light blue

d) green

e) dark blue or purple

f) white

g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are....

a) stretched out on your back

b) stretched out face down on your stomach

c) on your side, slightly curled

d) with your head on one arm

e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...

a) falling

b) fighting or struggling

c) searching for something or somebody

d) flying or floating

e) you usually have dreamless sleep

f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:

1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6

2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6

4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1

5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2

6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2

7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4

8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1

9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1

10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS:

Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS:

Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS:

Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS:

Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS:

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your car!

UNDER 21 POINTS:

People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

I'm adopted

I've long suspected that very fact. This is just another shred of proof.

First, let me get my first ordeal of yesterday evening out of the way: It had been snowing for two days straight, and the roads sucked. On the way to the nursing home, we ended up in a ditch. I got out, and some guy stopped, and we pushed the car out of the ditch.

Anyway, after this happened and we got to the nursing home, my mother proceeds to tell me about her little experience at the gas station. First, allow me to explain that my mother is insane. No doubt about it. She will NOT pump her own gas. She refuses. She ALWAYS goes to the Full Service pumps. (Which I'm amazed still EXIST.)

She tells me that yesterday she stopped to get gas, and no one would come out to pump her gas. So, she CALLED them from her cell phone, and goes, "Is anyone going to come out and pump my gas?"

And I'm like, "And you can still show you face around in public?"

Define "no"

Since I had the day off today, and didn't really plan on going anywhere, my mother took my car to my brother's shop for it's oil change/tune-up/3000 mile check etc. (For those of you who don't know, my brother is a mechanic and owns his own auto repair shop.)

When my mother got home evening, she declares, "You had NO brakes on that car!"

To which I reply, quite innocently, "But I was stopping..."

She found this quite humorous, which would confuse me if I wasn't dealing with my mother. She, of course, expects me to understand that she means the brakes were quite worse for wear than what is deemed safe. I know she means this of course, but I make no effort to make it known that I know she's simply EXAGGERATING, since I know the greatest way to defeat an exaggerator is to defeat their exaggerations with logic. Works everytime.

PD's 25 Favorite Quotes

These are in no particular order -- just some of my all time favorite ones. Enjoy!

PaStatDude (7:48:49 PM): the key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand
VAmusclemn (7:49:17 PM): how true how true
VAmusclemn (7:49:24 PM): but what do you do if you have no hands
PaStatDude (7:49:33 PM): pray you can self suck
VAmusclemn (7:50:16 PM): jesus pd

Rippled Edge (10:07:19 PM): yes, my cock will reach spirituality as a flying butterfly
PaStatDude (10:07:39 PM): it sure as hell isn't going to see any moist darkness
Rippled Edge (10:08:00 PM): indeed... it wll prolly get eaten by a spider. =(

PaStatDude (10:28:43 PM): more time for sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
PaStatDude (10:28:49 PM): or in your case, fantasies, skittles, and new wave.
Rippled Edge (10:29:05 PM): -_- sigh

PaStatDude (7:25:11 PM): i want to get her to the point where i can stand outside and watch her look at the door everytime someone comes in seeing if it's me
Rippled Edge (7:25:22 PM): LMFAO

PaStatDude (1:28:07 AM): just don't start going up to ppl announcing you have a boner
Rippled Edge (1:28:24 AM): I HAVE A BONER, LETS PARTY!

VAmusclemn (6:18:05 PM): back
VAmusclemn (6:18:15 PM): i am so tired now
PaStatDude (6:19:28 PM): i could use a nap
VAmusclemn (6:19:44 PM): well gf wanted a little so you know how tired you get afterwards
PaStatDude (6:19:59 PM): o_O
PaStatDude (6:20:06 PM): THAT'S where you went?
VAmusclemn (6:20:10 PM): yeah
VAmusclemn (6:20:29 PM): she started yelling at me and i didn't know why and before i knew it i was on the bed naked
PaStatDude (6:20:41 PM): ROFL

PaStatDude (1:49:00 AM): i hager abnout 5 hotjsodog
Rippled Edge (1:49:07 AM): call jewling
PaStatDude (1:49:15 AM): i tbnienkg tyhe were open yodyas'
Rippled Edge (1:49:31 AM): har ahhhwer tis steveee give me eggwool
PaStatDude (1:49:41 AM): swhe ca n scuk myma egolol

PaStatDude (7:25:07 PM): 533.7 kB/s

Rippled Edge (7:25:13 PM): fuck you

PaStatDude (12:14:21 AM):

Rippled Edge (12:14:25 AM):

PaStatDude (8:34:28 PM): i had an appointment with the optometrist
VAmusclemn (8:34:32 PM): ooo
VAmusclemn (8:34:34 PM): braces
PaStatDude (8:34:44 PM): optometrist is an eyedoctor you foo

PaStatDude (8:34:45 PM): lol
VAmusclemn (8:34:52 PM): oops

PaStatDude (8:05:22 PM): he probably wouldn't have been able to figure out how to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
VAmusclemn (8:05:32 PM): lol

PaStatDude (7:08:36 PM): it would be cool if when you blocked someone
PaStatDude (7:08:43 PM): you could put in a message that would be sent to them
PaStatDude (7:08:45 PM): when they try to IM you
Rippled Edge (7:08:54 PM): INDEED!
PaStatDude (7:09:17 PM): "YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BMP AND JPG. YOU BLOCKED!"
Rippled Edge (7:09:42 PM): oh geez, don't start on that fuck

Rippled Edge (7:11:02 PM): that movie blew haunted ass

VAmusclemn (8:08:26 PM): i need to buy something
VAmusclemn (8:08:32 PM): but i don't want to spend any money
PaStatDude (8:08:53 PM): then you need to STEAL something

PaStatDude (11:04:44 PM): ripping Reloaded
PaStatDude (11:05:01 PM): and burning something at the same time. i sense a crash.
PaStatDude (11:05:18 PM): might as well start unextracting a RAR archive too
Rippled Edge (11:05:39 PM): lol

Rippled Edge (6:10:51 PM): u have the bt
Rippled Edge (6:10:53 PM): me can't find

PaStatDude (6:11:15 PM): **PD SENDS BLEACH TORRENT**

PaStatDude (6:11:18 PM): ur lucky
PaStatDude (6:11:20 PM): it was in my recycle bin

Rippled Edge (6:11:32 PM): here's something for you too

Rippled Edge (6:11:41 PM): **CM SENDS GOD MARS TORRENT**

PaStatDude (6:11:48 PM): WHORE
Rippled Edge (6:11:50 PM): lol

PaStatDude (9:36:28 PM): BANNED, PLEASE SEED
Rippled Edge (9:36:31 PM): lol

PaStatDude (8:24:01 PM): -_-
Rippled Edge (8:24:01 PM): -_-
Rippled Edge (8:24:06 PM): exactly

bleed0range (2:29:28 AM): i laughed so hard
PaStatDude (2:29:44 AM): that's what SHE said

bleed0range (12:03:20 AM): well girls didn't trigger that boner
bleed0range (12:03:22 AM): it was one of those
bleed0range (12:03:26 AM): wtf are you so excited about?
bleed0range (12:03:30 AM): type situations
PaStatDude (12:03:33 AM): it was man-triggered!
PaStatDude (12:03:36 AM): LOL
bleed0range (12:03:40 AM): don't you even go there
bleed0range (12:03:42 AM): you sick mother fucker

Stephie says: has it been that long?!

PaStatDude says: yes, it's always been that long

VAmusclemn (5:52:53 PM): i am not that far behind bitch
VAmusclemn (5:53:09 PM): i am asking the gf for a 7800 video card for xmas
PaStatDude (5:53:20 PM): yeah, you just have the Flintstones internet speed
VAmusclemn (5:53:38 PM): your such a douchebag cumswab

Rippled Edge (2:36:41 AM): ma-ma
PaStatDude (2:36:49 AM): *sucking noises*

PaStatDude [4:38 PM]: i put the screenshots i made on the CD too

PaStatDude [4:38 PM]: jpg files

majineric2000 [4:38 PM]: awesome

majineric2000 [4:39 PM]: i got like 5 dicks with the game, i hope i got a good version

majineric2000 [4:39 PM]: discs

majineric2000 [4:39 PM]: opps

PaStatDude [4:39 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PaStatDude [4:39 PM]: worst typo EVER

majineric2000 [4:40 PM]: that was aweful

PaStatDude [4:40 PM]: OMFG

Opee2k3 (12:44:37 AM): sometimes i dont know why i say the shit i do

Opee2k3 (12:44:44 AM): it just comes back to haunt me on your fuck'n quote page

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But is it art?

In order to appreciate the art of filmmaking as a whole, I firmly believe in watching movies from every genre, no matter how much pain I end up subjecting myself to. Thus, when a movie comes out that is labeled "groundbreaking", "a new genre", "a new classic", etc, etc, insert your propaganda here, I always make the effort to watch it. Sometimes I'm awarded with a great movie watching experience. Other times I find myself over my head in filmmaking cow dung, as was the case tonight.

Groundbreaking Movie #1 on my list tonight was Brokeback Mountain. Yeah, yeah, I know -- it's a movie about two gays. No shit. Still, given all the good reviews, and all the awards it has won, and the fact that it's supposed to be "groundbreaking", I watched it. Personally, I saw nothing special, unless you consider the story focusing around two gay men, which is something new to Hollywood. The main thing I got out of the story was that you should cherish what you have now, because it might not be there tomorrow. Thanks, I already knew that, and that idea has been covered in many, MANY previous movies in the past 75 years of cinema. I give the movie a half star.

Groundbreaking Movie #2 that I watched tonight, against my better judgement mind you, was Slaughtered Vomit Dolls. Let me get this out of the way right now -- this movie is the biggest piece of crap ever made. It's not scary. It didn't gross me out. It didn't revolt me. It didn't sicken me. It didn't make me laugh. It didn't make me cry. It didn't cause any emotions in me whatsoever, besides the one in my head saying, "I can't believe you just wasted 1 hour of your life on this garbage." The movie is a sad attempt by an amateur filmmaker to make the most gory, disgusting, disturbing, evil, twisted movie ever. He failed more horribly than anyone has ever failed at anything before in the whole existence of mankind. There was no story -- it simply followed the journey of a girl from her adolescence to late teens when she joins a satanic cult and then drowns herself in a bathtub (I applauded that part, because I knew that had to be the end of the movie. Thankfully, I was correct.). People are killed, dismembered, beheaded, hacked up, beaten up, tied up, raped, etc, etc. And the vomiting. Oh yes, the multitudes of vomiting. Vomiting in toilets, on people, on themselves, on severed heads, in severed heads, in a beer mug, then drinking it, then vomiting it out again, and repeat five times. On and on and on for a whole hour and ten minutes. The effects were subpar, almost BAD in my opinion. Not once did the movie actually make me believe that this was actually happening. The director tried to make it scary by using odd camera angles, harsh lighting, and very severe editing to make the video jumpy and bizarre. I think he had to do that, because without totally fucking with the pace of the filming, it would have looked even MORE fake than it already does now. Art? Well, this guy has mastered the art of making the biggest, most worthless, most UNSUBSTANTIAL film of all time. Congratulations! I give this movie a negative absolute zero star.