Blargen

I need something to do.  My projects here are at a standstill, and there's nothing I hate more than being idle.  Okay, that's a lie.  I do like being idle sometimes.  But only when my bed is within reach so I can lay on it!  Last time I looked, I didn't have a bed at work.

Nor will I ever mention that fact, because they'd probably give me one just in an attempt to keep me here longer every day.

I have an idea.  TO THE LABORATORY!