PaStatDude (7:48:49 PM): the key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand
VAmusclemn (7:49:17 PM): how true how true
VAmusclemn (7:49:24 PM): but what do you do if you have no hands
PaStatDude (7:49:33 PM): pray you can self suck
VAmusclemn (7:50:16 PM): jesus pd
Rippled Edge (10:07:19 PM): yes, my cock will reach spirituality as a flying butterfly
PaStatDude (10:07:39 PM): it sure as hell isn't going to see any moist darkness
Rippled Edge (10:08:00 PM): indeed... it wll prolly get eaten by a spider. =(
PaStatDude (10:28:43 PM): more time for sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
PaStatDude (10:28:49 PM): or in your case, fantasies, skittles, and new wave.
Rippled Edge (10:29:05 PM): -_- sigh
PaStatDude (7:25:11 PM): i want to get her to the point where i can stand outside and watch her look at the door everytime someone comes in seeing if it's me
Rippled Edge (7:25:22 PM): LMFAO
PaStatDude (1:28:07 AM): just don't start going up to ppl announcing you have a boner
Rippled Edge (1:28:24 AM): I HAVE A BONER, LETS PARTY!
VAmusclemn (6:18:05 PM): back
VAmusclemn (6:18:15 PM): i am so tired now
PaStatDude (6:19:28 PM): i could use a nap
VAmusclemn (6:19:44 PM): well gf wanted a little so you know how tired you get afterwards
PaStatDude (6:19:59 PM): o_O
PaStatDude (6:20:06 PM): THAT'S where you went?
VAmusclemn (6:20:10 PM): yeah
VAmusclemn (6:20:29 PM): she started yelling at me and i didn't know why and before i knew it i was on the bed naked
PaStatDude (6:20:41 PM): ROFL
PaStatDude (1:49:00 AM): i hager abnout 5 hotjsodog
Rippled Edge (1:49:07 AM): call jewling
PaStatDude (1:49:15 AM): i tbnienkg tyhe were open yodyas'
Rippled Edge (1:49:31 AM): har ahhhwer tis steveee give me eggwool
PaStatDude (1:49:41 AM): swhe ca n scuk myma egolol
PaStatDude (7:25:07 PM): 533.7 kB/s
Rippled Edge (7:25:13 PM): fuck you
PaStatDude (12:14:21 AM):
Rippled Edge (12:14:25 AM):
PaStatDude (8:34:28 PM): i had an appointment with the optometrist
VAmusclemn (8:34:32 PM): ooo
VAmusclemn (8:34:34 PM): braces
PaStatDude (8:34:44 PM): optometrist is an eyedoctor you foo
VAmusclemn (8:34:52 PM): oops
PaStatDude (8:05:22 PM): he probably wouldn't have been able to figure out how to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
VAmusclemn (8:05:32 PM): lol
PaStatDude (7:08:36 PM): it would be cool if when you blocked someone
PaStatDude (7:08:43 PM): you could put in a message that would be sent to them
PaStatDude (7:08:45 PM): when they try to IM you
Rippled Edge (7:08:54 PM): INDEED!
PaStatDude (7:09:17 PM): "YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BMP AND JPG. YOU BLOCKED!"
Rippled Edge (7:09:42 PM): oh geez, don't start on that fuck
Rippled Edge (7:11:02 PM): that movie blew haunted ass
VAmusclemn (8:08:26 PM): i need to buy something
VAmusclemn (8:08:32 PM): but i don't want to spend any money
PaStatDude (8:08:53 PM): then you need to STEAL something
PaStatDude (11:04:44 PM): ripping Reloaded
PaStatDude (11:05:01 PM): and burning something at the same time. i sense a crash.
PaStatDude (11:05:18 PM): might as well start unextracting a RAR archive too
Rippled Edge (11:05:39 PM): lol
Rippled Edge (6:10:51 PM): u have the bt
Rippled Edge (6:10:53 PM): me can't find
PaStatDude (6:11:15 PM): **PD SENDS BLEACH TORRENT**
PaStatDude (6:11:18 PM):
PaStatDude (6:11:20 PM): it was in my recycle bin
Rippled Edge (6:11:32 PM): here's something for you too
Rippled Edge (6:11:41 PM): **
PaStatDude (6:11:48 PM): WHORE
Rippled Edge (6:11:50 PM): lol
PaStatDude (9:36:28 PM): BANNED, PLEASE SEED
Rippled Edge (9:36:31 PM): lol
PaStatDude (8:24:01 PM): -_-
Rippled Edge (8:24:01 PM): -_-
Rippled Edge (8:24:06 PM): exactly
bleed0range (2:29:28 AM): i laughed so hard
PaStatDude (2:29:44 AM): that's what SHE said
bleed0range (12:03:20 AM): well girls didn't trigger that boner
bleed0range (12:03:22 AM): it was one of those
bleed0range (12:03:26 AM): wtf are you so excited about?
bleed0range (12:03:30 AM): type situations
PaStatDude (12:03:33 AM): it was man-triggered!
PaStatDude (12:03:36 AM): LOL
bleed0range (12:03:40 AM): don't you even go there
bleed0range (12:03:42 AM): you sick mother fucker
Stephie says: has it been that long?!
PaStatDude says: yes, it's always been that long
VAmusclemn (5:52:53 PM): i am not that far behind bitch
VAmusclemn (5:53:09 PM): i am asking the gf for a 7800 video card for xmas
PaStatDude (5:53:20 PM): yeah, you just have the Flintstones internet speed
VAmusclemn (5:53:38 PM): your such a douchebag cumswab
Rippled Edge (2:36:41 AM): ma-ma
PaStatDude (2:36:49 AM): *sucking noises*
PaStatDude [4:38 PM]: i put the screenshots i made on the CD too
PaStatDude [4:38 PM]: jpg files
majineric2000 [4:38 PM]: awesome
majineric2000 [4:39 PM]: i got like 5 dicks with the game, i hope i got a good version
majineric2000 [4:39 PM]: discs
majineric2000 [4:39 PM]: opps
PaStatDude [4:39 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PaStatDude [4:39 PM]: worst typo EVER
majineric2000 [4:40 PM]: that was aweful
PaStatDude [4:40 PM]: OMFG
Opee2k3 (12:44:37 AM): sometimes i dont know why i say the shit i do
Opee2k3 (12:44:44 AM): it just comes back to haunt me on your fuck'n quote page
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