Thursday, February 23, 2006

Strange Bumper Sticker

I saw the weirdest bumper sticker today:

Why stroke it when you could be cumming?

And they WEREN'T referring to masturbating, because it matched the logo on the top part of the truck for a company called Cummings. Worst catchphrase ever!

In other news, a big dumptruck was on fire in town on my way home. The doods in the truck were freaking out, driving down the road with their truck on fire. Now, given the situation, what is the most reasonable thing to do? I'm not exactly sure, but do you know what they did? Yeah.....they pulled into the gas station.

FAILED!
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