No blogs. Too busy playing Aion.

Reasons why October is my favorite month:

1. Halloween
2. It's close enough to the holiday season (Yay!), but it's not yet the holiday season (Whew!).
3. It's not too hot, and it's not too cold (usually).
4. All the good computer games come out around this time.
5. Grass cutting season is over.
   

Risen Review

It’s boring.

Now playing: Systematic - Deep Colors Bleed

Hey, this isn't FailBlog!

True, but I have my own fail image to share.  I saw this at Wal-Mart this evening.  I don’t know why I found it surprising…I mean, it’s Wal-Mart. 

Now playing: Flogging Molly - The Story So Far

When you're driving a new car, it takes a lot of rain to make it necessary to use those windshield wipers at first, because the rain just beads up and rolls off a new windshield. I was noticing this today as I was driving to work, and it very much looked like warp drive from Star Wars. So I was imagining I was in the Millenium Falcon traveling at the speed of light this morning. It's the little things that keep me entertained. Also, leave it to me to not be pissed that it rained only a few days after getting a new car, like most normal, whiny people would do.

Bloody fucking hell, people, quit clogging my news headlines with how Kate doesn't want Jon at the twins birthday party for more than two hours. Do you people want to know WHY the world is stupid and everyone is uninformed? BECAUSE YOU PUBLISH THIS SHIT THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVEN GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT.

Finally, Something Worth Reporting

I just read what is quite possibly the greatest piece of journalism I have read in decades. This reporter did a study on how different dictionaries define certain sexual words, and the following paragraph is an excerpt of it. This is a nationally published news article.

Thus, you can't fuck someone in the ass with a dildo, according to the current edition of the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary, the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, the American Heritage Dictionary, and Webster's New World Dictionary. The whore in Portnoy's Complaint "who fucks the curtain with her bare twat" can't do that, according to American Heritage, Webster's New World, Random House, or Encarta. Lesbians can't fuck each other at all, according to Webster's New World and Encarta (though if they use a strap-on, Encarta becomes OK with it). Fucking a woman's breasts is only possible according to Merriam-Webster. Finger-fucking and fist-fucking are impossible according to Webster's New World, Random House, and American Heritage; Merriam allows it, but only if it's vaginal and not anal. Only the OED, whose entry for the word I edited, defines fuck to encompass sexual acts beyond "sexual intercourse." The new edition of my book The F-Word goes into even more detail about the possibilities.

Golden. Click here for the full article.